Did I tell you how nice you look?
This year I have been extra specially good.
I’ve (mostly) played well with others (when they have been nice to me), only spoken to a couple of strange boys (ahem) and tried my hardest to be nice (even when people are clearly idiots).
Because I this, I would like one of these in my Christmas stocking along with the usual bottle of Krug.
Your bestest friend
PS Red really suits you