Look, I am a football fan. I have been a lifelong and suffering fan of the Parramatta Eels who haven’t won anything useful in ohhh…three decades.
I know the words to this song:
And I remember this:
I am, a football tragic. I am also a cheese tragic. But never, ever, in my darkest moments, have I thought to combine the two.
But someone…has.
There is even a video of how to make it should you feel so inclined.
It appears it’s a “thing” in the US

Each to their own I guess!